can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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