are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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