If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so let's talk penis.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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