The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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