i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Pooping to opera.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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