so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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