My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I will pee on everything he values.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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