my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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