It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I need to stop coming to work sober
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
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