I heard we made out
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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