Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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