is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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