how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
So apparently I’m into choking now
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