It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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