Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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