ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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