Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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