So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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