would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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