Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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