they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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