great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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