You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
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Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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