Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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