It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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