I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
vagina is talking i cant
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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