is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
