You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
This girl is more easily done than said...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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