Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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