i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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