8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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