They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
is it fun? or sober?
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