can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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