you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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