no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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