Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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