I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
my sisters under your porch take her home
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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