She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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