So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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