I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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