can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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