what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.