It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I will pee on everything he values.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs