she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!