i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Just pee around me
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Randomize
