How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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