Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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