Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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