I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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