I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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