You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Randomize
