I'm really into asian looking animals
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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