all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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