I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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