so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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