I heard we made out
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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