He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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