can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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