It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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