Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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