This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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