people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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