just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Randomize
