Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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