So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
