That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Oh god it's open bar.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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